I've never been one to say "I hate scary movies" or anything like that. However lately I've realized that my favorite "halloween" movies are really just fun, cheesy movies that mention ghost/witchcraft/zombies and are not scary at all. Oh well.
So in honor of Halloween I give you my breakdown of Halloween/scary movies:
Not really scary, but always really awesome:
Hocus Pocus
Double Double Toil and Trouble
Casper (Remember when Hillary Duff did a TV movie sequel to this?)
Worst attempt ever at being scary:
Cloverfield
Over it:
The Ring
Wait, wait... there's a twist:
6th Sense
The Others
Is this really a Halloween movie just because it has a ghost/vampire/witch in it? Whateves, I'm watching it anyways:
Nightmare before Christmas
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Sabrina the Teenage Witch (90s Ryan Reynolds!)
I told you not to go there alone:
Prom Night
Disturbia
Bones (No this is not the awesome TV show Bones starring Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz. This is a terrible movie where these teens try to turn a haunted house into a club/dance party that I accidentally recorded on my tivo. Spoiler: Snoop Dog is the ghost haunting everyone! Whaa?)
Also, almost every scary/thriller movie ever made.
Don't talk to those people:
Carrie
Children of the Corn
I don't know why other people didn't think these were scary:
I am Legend
Beetlejuice (He's creepy and I don't like him. I really only like the Winona Ryder parts)
Freaked me out:
Return to Oz
So I could do this forever, there are so many "scary" movies out there ( I have friends who once did an October long marathon of scary movies). But I think I'll end it for now. Let me know if there is a good Halloween movie you think I should watch!
Currently baking: Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies
Currently Reading: Glimpse, Carol Lynch Williams